Articles by Cain Kerner


Phase Two: Adidas Gives Kanye A Personal Design Team and Yeezy Exclusive Stores

In light of a tweet that adidas sent just six hours ago, the public’s been informed that Kanye West and the aforementioned sportswear manufacturer are extending their partnership into broader means of production. At first limited to lifestyle products such as overpriced garments with holes in them and the Yeezy 750 and 350 boosts, now it’s purported…


3 Years Ago #KendrickJohnson Was Found Dead In A Rolled Up Gym Mat – No One Has Been Charged

Kendrick Johnson was found inside a rolled up wrestling mat in the gymnasium of Lowndes High School in Valdosta, Georgia on January 11, 2013. The initial investigation and autopsy concluded that his death was caused by asphyxia. Upon his family’s decision to inquire further and have a private autopsy conducted, Kendrick’s death was confirmed to…


Anti-Gay Pastor Outed As Purveyor Of Kiddy Porn – Charged With 70 Counts

Well, well, well. The stereotype of priests and pastors being sick sexual deviants thrives again. Recently, former Cornerstone Bible Fellowship pastor Dave Reynolds of Sherwood, Arkansas was arrested on seventy, count ‘em, seventy counts of possession and/or distribution of child pornography. Yes yes, y’all. The same man you could find thumping his bible during Sunday…


Would Being In The Olympics Even Benefit Skateboarding?

As it stands today, skateboarding is a multi-billion dollar industry, born from those who find solace and excitement in riding and performing maneuvers on a piece of wood with wheels. Those same people are directly responsible for this lucrative, worldwide phenomenon that was once an activity surfer kids did between wave breaks. Skateboarders became business savvy and…

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