Hillary Clinton “Panda” Parody – “Pander”

Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton has been pandering to minorities like no other on her campaign trail. Recently, she sat down for an interview with famous hip-hop morning show hosts The Breakfast Club, just as opponent Bernie Sanders did before her. However, Hillary’s interview didn’t go over as smoothly to the show’s audience. When asked random “fun” question, “what’s something that you always carry with you?”, Clinton responded immediately with “hot sauce“.

REALLY, Hillary? Could your pandering be any more obvious? A transparent reference to Beyonce’s “Formation” in order to try and get black voters on your side really makes you look more old, out of touch, and racist than anything else.

Dear Hillary Clinton,

Stop pandering.

Sincerely,
Everybody.

And now, here is our exclusive Hilary Clinton “Panda” Parody.
Vocals by
Voss and Rone. Illustration by Michael White.

Lyrics:
I need votes in Atlanta
New York, LA, Alabama
I love Beyonce, Rihanna
I got hot sauce and Mylanta
White people, pander
Black people hate when I pander
Put on a mask for the cameras
50 questions, 100 answers
White people, pander
Black people hate when I pander
Lock em up, slammer
Read they rights, Miranda
On top of the poll like a dancer
There can only be one like Highlander
I gotta beat Bernie Sanders
I wear the suit with the pants-a

I need votes in Atlanta
So I adopted their grammar
But I’m as old as your Grandma
Say shit I don’t understand-a
White people, pander
Black people hate when I pander
Ask me who my favorite rapper
And my only answer was Hammer
White people, pander
Black people hate when I pander
Domino, slammer
Go on Ellen, dabber
I’m a political cancer
I want the throne, Alexander
I gotta beat Bernie Sanders
And then I’m replacing Obama

hillary clinton 2a



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